....a gnome?
.....ok, I'm hoping it'll turn up lost somewhere in the age to the side and missed because... stealing a garden gnome? I mean, *seriously*?! At first I thought the camera theft and such was part of the whole "get out" vandalism, but.. maybe we just have an honest to goodness kleptomaniac on our hands who is stealing random things they come across.
So if you come across an olympic-class weightlifter with a heek table stuffed down their pants...
--One of these days I'll have a proper thing to put here that sounds all professional and impressive. ...not today. KI#: 7425022--
Honestly, why not both? Some of the thefts don't line up with one motive, but do with another. Could be we're looking at a klepto and a group of miscreants? Who knows.
Gnomes. I swear.
Kelsei A.T. KI# 10581205
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